One Anchorman quote on a Thursday night and she knows. Friend rule #1: Have a mind connection.
Posted May 31, 2012 at 11:10pm
Trying to decide it if it still okay to eat cookie dough if it has fallen on an unmopped floor. Yes, it is peanut butter.
Posted May 31, 2012 at 10:02pm
“That is definitely him. Maggot Twat sounds like a band that he’d listen to.”
Posted May 31, 2012 at 7:30pm
The horror is this: In the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness. We are alone. There is nothing else.
(Source: , via spaghettidog)
More than anything I want us to all hang out like a bunch of bros. Like when my roommate comes home early to us hooking up on the couch and we just put our shirts back on like nothing happened and smoke a joint with him; once that happened with a girl and when I saw her being stoned and laughing with my buddy while we devoured empanadas, that’s when I knew I wanted her to be my girlfriend.
Posted May 31, 2012 at 1:13am
